My Father Loves Westerns

Short story before I take a nap.

My father has always loved westerns. Not John Wayne though. He says John looks like a secret homo (roughly translated).

I recently made friends with a movie bootlegger (since renzo is bogarting his hook up) and picked up a couple flicks from him this weekend. When I got home I told my dad I got a western for him. He asked, "what's it about?" I said, "they're modern cowboys, you'll like it." I popped it in and left the room.

An hour later all I hear is, "SIL-BYO! (my middle name with a twist of filipino flair) these guys are fags!"

Oh Brokeback... When will your humour ever cease?