Puppy Love

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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i have a funny story for you.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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okay..

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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so i sold this dog to this guy around christmas time.

Christopher E. says:
k.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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last week he sent me an e-mail saying he needed to talk to me asap and couldn't get a hold of me.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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that was because my phone # on my cell changed and because my house phone was gone.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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anyway, i e-mail him my # and he calls me last friday.

Christopher E. says:
k..

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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he's like, "i went to the vet for the dogs shots and each time the vet checked the dog, he said that one of his testicles hadn't descended."

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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and i'm like, "okay...."

Christopher E. says:
lol

Christopher E. says:
wtf

Christopher E. says:
lol

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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and he's like, "now my dog needs an operation to get the testicle out because it can become cancerous. The operation is 400 dollars and i'm calling you because my dog insurance doesn't cover it."

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and i'm like, "well, I don't have my contract on my right now, so I will call you this weekend after i do some research."

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and he's like, "but isn't your guarantee for 2 years?"

Christopher E. says:
lol

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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and i'm like, "yea, for hip dysplasia. like i said, i don't have a contract with me i'm driving."

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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he's like, "okay."

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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and i'm like, "ill call you this weekend."

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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weekend goes and i don't call him.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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so i call him today after doing some research.

Christopher E. says:
ok..

Christopher E. says:
lol

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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i get his answering machine and basically tell him "hey, can't give you money because my contract doesn't cover that. You aren't breeding him and since you marked pet on the contract i'm not liable. I do have some advice for you though. The dog is only 6 months old, wait another 6 before you go and do a surgery. there is no harm in waiting. if you want to talk you have my number."

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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he didn't call.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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so i'm reading some shit earlier about this undescended nut thing...

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and i'm on a forum....

Christopher E. says:
lol

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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and i see some guy saying, "i had a dog with an undescended testicle... balh blah blah... a holistic treatment person said i should stroke my dog off every day. Well.. it worked! Both of his testicles are there and they're HUGE!"

Christopher E. says:
you know what you're telling me is blogging gold, right?

Christopher E. says:
LOL

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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and i'm like.. "DAMN, i should call him back and tell him."

Christopher E. says:
wtf

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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lol.

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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imagine?

Christopher E. says:
LOL

Now I could let these dream killers kill my
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if i fucking called him and was like, "Oh, btw... if you want to try a holistic treatment you can beat your dog off every morning before you go to work. It's worked for some people."

Christopher E. says:
lol

Christopher E. says:
oh shit

Christopher E. says:
lol