Electric Banana
Joke #1: Soooo asking to get snapped in half.
Joke #2: If it's wireless and it vibrates your mom might steal it.
Joke #3: Getting pissed and throwing it across the room may be harmful to your health. (Boomerang)
Joke #4a: That indentation in the middle of the controller looks like a mighty fine place to put Mr. Happy.
Joke #4b: Gives new meaning to "Dual Shock Controller" .
Joke #5: (in reference to jokes #4 & #2) Will most likely be nicknamed "MS3" (M = rhymes with "for the nation")
posted by n3rd-0 @ 6:33 PM
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Joke #6: In an attempt to appeal to a younger audience, Sony produces a game controller that can be played from inside the womb.
Joke #7: And in an attempt to appeal to an older audience it has dual operations as a dildo and an amniotecis.
We got (you know who) the wrong present.
JON HAS LEVELLED UP!
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