That’s some baaaaaad Englishing

Last week my phone line was hit by lightening. I called Bell via my cell and told them to send a repair person. They said the soonest someone would be available would be Wednesday. So, being Tuesday, I went out. When I got home I found the message below shoved in my mailbox. After ejecting my favourite expletive (COCKSUCKERS), I read the entire note and realized that I am, in fact, dealing with a bunch of retarded monkeys. You can read the whole thing or just the part circled.

Notice how it says, "If it is [working they mean] you have the following options" all of which are ways in which you can remedy a fucked up phone line. Jesus! Don't they have some one reading this before they print?

What's it say about a company, not just SOME company, but the major telecommunications company of a nation, what's it say about them when they can’t communicate what they’re trying to say? That smells like... umm... like… what’s that…

Irony.

Yea, that’s what that is.