The milk has gone bad.

How could I resist an article so temptingly titled:

Romanian, 67, pregnant with twins

Adriana Iliescu says she expects to live for many years yet Romanian doctors say a 67-year-old woman is seven months pregnant with twin girls after fertility treatment. If the pregnancy comes to full term, it is believed that Adriana Iliescu, an author and academic, will become the oldest recorded mother.

Mrs Iliescu told local television she had always wanted to be a mother but had been unable to conceive naturally.

She says she is optimistic about her future as a mother, claiming her family has a history of longevity, and adding that she intends to bottle feed the twins.

Hurrah for the marvels of medical science. By the time the kid is born they'll both need diapers. As for the intention of bottle feeding? Well I fucking hope so! Look at her! Her milk is definitely past expiration date.